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{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
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Jesus Songs is a 2004 mini-album by British group The Broken Family Band. The songs have a unifying theme in Jesus Christ, though the band themselves are not Christians.\nLead singer Steve Adams told Songfacts that he wrote \"Poor Little Thing,\" \"thinking it was about my twin sister, and then I ended up realizing it was about me.\"
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