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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}

{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}

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