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Wufu, meaning the five blessings, is a concept that signify a grouping of certain good fortunes and luck in Chinese culture.
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Maud Karin Berglund was a Swedish freestyle swimmer. She was part of the 4 × 100 m relay team that finished sixth at the 1952 Summer Olympics. She also competed in the individual 100 m event, but failed to reach the final.
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13 GÃ¥rden is the sixth studio album by Swedish recording artist Titiyo. It was released on 16 October 2015 on Telegram Records and Warner Music Sweden, marking her first full-length album in seven years. Named after her childhood address in the Solna Municipality, outside of Stockholm, it was Titiyo's first album to be recorded entirely in Swedish.
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